In response to jrhyley.
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Tumblr Crushes:
- jakke
- ihateeveryoneinthistown
- icecreamsandcake
- atomicsamuel
- synecdoche
- swamibooba
- toasterhaus
- godsavethebutchqueen
- jrhyley
Okay, two observations:
- I’m surprised Pilot isn’t higher on this list.
- I’ve proposed to no fewer than four of the people on this list.
- jrhyley: Yeah. That would be better. Even better, living by yourself so you don't have to put up with anyone else's annoying tics.
- chrishasaflavor: Well, I can't afford that and I think I prefer having someone else around.
- j: Perhaps someone who is OK with you being naked all the time, y'mean?
- c: Just someone who has to put up with me or risk financial ruin and homelessness.
- j: God, that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
- c: What can I say? I watch a lot of romantic comedies.
jrhyley replied to your post: So I’m back on OkCupid. Apparently that is a thing…
Hey, 0% enemies! I don’t think that has ever happened for me on OKC before.
Well honey, you managed to find me before I even answered any questions.
Guess who I met tonight!
jrhyley replied to your post: I am hungover. Lawd. My unshowered, unshaved,…
I seem to recall an email client that had a “drunk goggles” feature which wouldn’t let you send a message unless you could solve an equation. Might come in handy…
I used to tutor my bestie and her roommate in physics and they paid me in shots during the lesson. That would be, at best, a speedbump.
~txt it~ xoxox, gossip girl
-jrhyley
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
Tumblr Crushes:
- jakke
- theotherjuddsister
- icecreamsandcake
- jrhyley
- phyllis-stein
- homoacting
- riversideandstockton
- barebackcontessa
- android-dreams
Lookit all these fuckin’ ‘mo’s.
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